There are some things in life you 're not keen on, there are other things that you avoid. But other things you just HATE!!!Heres my top five hate list
Number One
FOOTBALL
How the hell anyone can like this is beyond me, whats so exciting about watching a bunch of overpaid gimps kick a sack of wind around a field for 90 minutes?
Footballers are as well as being overpaid, probably the biggest wimps in sport. Typical injury scenario: "Oh aaaarggghh I've got a chicken scratch" followed by being carried of the field for the rest of the match, followed by a further 3 months recovery period.
Liking football has become some sort of social tool, like "s/he likes his/her football s/hes one of us". Bollocks; the only thing liking football shows is that you have a very low expectation of entertainment, and/or have too much money. How much for a football shirt �40? and whats it made from, nylon mmm thats going to be a good buy. Oh but of course I forgot it has the name of Japanese typewriter manufacturer across the chest, that'll really show you're one cool dude.
Hateability 11/10
Euro 2000 Site
Number Two
RONAN KEATING
I wish that I could turn on the television without seeing this smarmy git on every single program. "Ho ho look at me I'm Irish, I've got lots of money - because you fools keep buying my shitty tunes" Ronan then of course sings us his song, which contains an ultrasonic subliminal message saying "buy my records" and "I am your God". Fortunately I am immune to such messages because I have a daily dose of rock music. Although, it is still advisable to wear earplugs if his music is audible. And to those of you who are big fans I am afraid that there is only one cure and it comes delivered by a very large gun. Worse still is after appearing all summer on TV as a solo "artist", he then spends all winter on TV as part of Boyzone. AAAAAAAAARRRGGGGHH!!!!
Hateability 10/10
Usefullness as Psychological Weapon 9/10
Boyzone Site
Number Three
AMERICANS
Worrying fact: there are 235 million americans on this planet. That means they outnumber us Brits by about 5 to 1. Worrying fact number 2: All Americans see it as their God given right of freedom to carry around guns in order that they can shoot each other in the name of the Lord, Praise Jesus!! Worrying fact number 3: They come here to view all the really old stuff, and talk really loud in there annoying half arsed attempt at english. Worrying fact Number 4: They ALL wear white socks.
Hateability 9/10
Usefulness as Cannon Fodder during a World War 8/10
Learn the Flags/Emblems of every US State, if you must
Number Four
FLIES
Every one of Mother Nature's creatures placed on this planet has beauty, or a purpose or both. Except the fly. There is absolutely no need for it existence whatsoever, it does nothing in the big scheme of things. All it does is annoy mankind by being so mindbogglingly stupid. I'm sorry but if you can't work out that glass is solid you don't deserve to live, SWAT!!!
Hateability 8/10
Satisfaction Gained from Killing One 9/10
Make a Balloon Fly
Number Five
MY CHIN
This is the worst of all crimes, a student with a beard. Worse still is that its in the pimp stylee, and its gingerish, urghh.
Hateability 7/10
Usefulness as Decorating Tool 6/10
Help me Get This
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