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Name Shannon Tweed

Occupation Queen of channel 5 movies

Quote On her career Shannon says that it "beats the shit out of waiting tables".

Random Fact She is married to Gene Simmons, tonguemeister bassist with cheese metallers Kiss

Comments Ok so she's really old and not that good looking, but hey you get to see her take her kit off almost every night. Her films are always good, if your really bored that is, so if you're a student you should watch them. Check out such classics as Indecent Behaviour II and Electra for starters.

Shagability 7/10 (if you wear a blind fold)

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Name Britney Spears

Occupation Pop Songstress

Quote "I've always wanted to be a singer," she declares.

CommentsBrit is a spritely 18 year old and therefore ripe for a shagging. In Brits favour is that she has posed for some rather nice pictures in FHM, against her is practically every song she has ever released. Still you wouldn't say no would you?

Shagability 8.5/10 (if your wearing ear plugs)

more pictures of Britney

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Name Fallon Bowman

Occupation Guitarist with Canadian girly teen metal band Kittie

Quote Fallon no longer aspires to be the next Mariah Carey-"I found cool music," she says

Comments Mmmm a girl with a guitar my two favourite things combined!! On the downside is the rest of her band, while the music is OK the other lot are pretty ugly, the singer having a worrying resemblance to Bruce Forsyth.

Shagability 8/10 (9/10 if your a metal head/like leather and/or piercings)

Official Kittie Site

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